newly anointed king of the world
Okay, so following last night’s final Tory MP’s electoral vote, the party has confirmed the two candidates to be submitted to its 120,000 membership are Honest Bobby, a man with more faces than Jim Carrey and KemiKaze, a woman so angry she picks fights with her own reflection. Both from the populist right of the party, many expressed a combination of horror and surprise that the self-anointed James Cleverly plotted way too cleverly in advising some of his supporters to lend their votes to Robert Jenrick in order to ensure himself a safer passage to the jackpot prize. Whoops. Just listen to the reaction when Bob Blackman, current chairman of the 1922 committee announced the result and, is it just me, or has the guy to his right failed to fasten his jacket correctly? Either way, it doesn’t bode well: https://youtu.be/eodIs9Q2UUs
Thankfully, I don’t think for one second Honest Bobby will succeed and, lest we forget how he behaved as Communities Secretary, key Rob Jenrick / all for one in the search bar and enjoy some of his earlier actions.