bulldog spirit
If you haven’t yet treated yourself to the youtube clip of Double Diamond Danny Dyer’s interview with Piers Morgan wrt to the host’s biggest bromancer, Dave Cameron, please do so without further delay. Calling-out the ex-Prime Minister, and begetter of Brexit, was truly something to behold and the former Brexiter’s explicit use of the ‘T’ word (as well as the unforgettable ‘trotters’!) ensures his position within the pantheon of unabashed remainers for life. I’m expecting Danny to replace Vinnie as leader of the Liberal party before the week’s out.
Apparently we’re facing yet another make-or-break situation at Chequers this week as the Grey One does battle again with the marauding orcs of monocled Rees Mogodor and it’s all getting rather tetchy on the front line. With May’s Brexit bonanza 70 million NHS birthday present allowing Hammond a free hand to tear-up the Tory tax election pledges, Defence Secretary, Gavin Williamson, is ready to go to war, tacitly pointing out that ‘he made her – and now he can break her’. Thankfully, Bumble Boris is bound to be on the side of the righteous as he’s already revealed he’s warming strongly to the Trump-esque school of negotiation because ‘he’d go in bl**dy hard’.
If there’s going to be a blood-bath you’d certainly want ex-SAS (territorial) officer David ‘ducker & diver’ Davis in your corner. The well-published anecdote of his days in uniform reminds us that, when required to co-ordinate an ambush, he positioned his men directly facing each other on either side of the road – never has a squadron of soldiers been more thankful for blanks. And I’m not referring to the look on the faces of his fellow cabinet ministers. If we remain a tad sceptical to his bruising qualities let’s not forget that when satirical comedian, Lee Nelson, presented Mrs May with her P45 at conference last year, DD reminded us that ‘he was lucky I didn’t hit him as he’d have been down for a long time’. TV footage of the prank does indeed confirm that, even though it took place only a few feet from where he sat, officer Davis, trained to take people out, remained rooted to the spot and n’er a muscle moved.
And when the punches really start raining-in where would we be without the slugging UKIP contingent? Naughty Nigel Farage however, appears to have experienced something of a Damascene conversion of late, breaking ranks and declaring ‘I never said it would be a beneficial thing to leave and everyone would be better off’. The one thing all the high-profile Brexiters share is they are appearing to distance themselves from a collapsing building which was entirely of their own construction. No need to panic then, the Brexit big guns have got our back!
