So deemed the FA’s disciplinary commission of John Terry, Ashley Cole and Chelsea FC’s defence. Both players are foul-mouthed liars (further compounded by Cole’s subsequent illiterate Twitter outburst) and should never be allowed to play for our country ever again. The club, in its preposterous stance, is morally corrupt. Simples.

I’m Carl - my phone isn’t smart, I’ve never sent a tweet, I'll never pose for a selfie, and I’m not my son's friend on Facebook. In fact, I’m no-one’s friend on Facebook. I read, I digest and I regurgitate with my spin on the things that matter. To me.

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