enough already
On the basis that art imitates real life, it’s great to see Pixar’s next blockbuster will be the big-screen adaptation of our own gentle story, Postman Vince: Lovable cartoon character Postman Vince (voiced by Stephen Mangan) runs into trouble when he sells off the entire Royal Mail to his Fat (black & white) Cat. Everyone in Greendale is up in arms since they didn’t get any shares but Postman Vince insists he’s the good guy and that is really was a good deal for everyone. Mrs Goggins (Cate Blanchett) tells him he should get lost like most of the post. Keep your ears skinned for the hit song recorded in Guernsey by tax exile Gary Barlow – Postman Vince, Postman Vince, Postman Vince, And his pathetic excuses that fail to convince.
Seriously though for a second, Uncle Vince cautiously welcomed the selling of the ‘Nigerian 200’ into slavery by Islamist militants Boko Haram. “Granted it is a tad unorthodox, but as I’m never opposed in principle to any sell-off, I don’t see any problem with the floatation of the young women on the international markets. Also, I’m delighted the Nigerian Government has finally accepted our offer of assistance and I look forward to helping privatise these assets at my usual giveaway prices.”
