1887:

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace,
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go,
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for a living,
But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.

2014:

Monday’s child will always rent,
Tuesday’s child at her landlord’s whim is bent,
Wednesday’s child will never own,
Thursday’s child lives back at home,
Friday’s child can’t get a deposit,
Saturday’s child is ill because of it,
But Sunday’s child is a trust-fund lad
And gets the cash from mum & dad.

I’m Carl - my phone isn’t smart, I’ve never sent a tweet, I'll never pose for a selfie, and I’m not my son's friend on Facebook. In fact, I’m no-one’s friend on Facebook. I read, I digest and I regurgitate with my spin on the things that matter. To me.

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