Royal watchers have lauded an astonishing first year for, our very own, Prince George, as he delighted the nation with a confidently assured and sure-footed twelve months. “It’s astonishing how quickly baby George has found his feet” exclaimed the editor of Royal Baby Magazine. “George definitely has the right stuff to be King in as little as seventy years’ time.”

What Prince George hasn’t done:

– Written numerous angry letters to Ministers about organic good vs genetically modified produce.
– Sounded off about ghastly modern architecture.
– Partied hard with strippers in a Las Vegas hotel suite.
– Been seen out & about cleverly disguised as a Nazi stormtrooper.
– Insulted various foreign dignitaries.
– Married Sarah Ferguson.
– Divorced Sarah Ferguson.

What Prince George has done:

– Slept through the night.
– Gurgled.
– Filled his nappy.
– Started teething.
– Clapped along to Wheels-on-the-Bus.

I’m Carl - my phone isn’t smart, I’ve never sent a tweet, I'll never pose for a selfie, and I’m not my son's friend on Facebook. In fact, I’m no-one’s friend on Facebook. I read, I digest and I regurgitate with my spin on the things that matter. To me.

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