Will anyone actually miss Fabio Capello? No, thought not. The Italian’s tenure as the England gaffer has been nothing short of a disgrace and futher highlights the ineptitude of the FA and all those within its guilded ivory towers. Tactically weak and managerially inept, he never even deigned to learn our language. £24m well spent then. Shocking.

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