speaker’s tv shame
The nation holds its colective breath upon hearing the inevitable rumour that the marriage of Speaker Bercow, following repeated embarrassing antics in front of a tv audience of dozens, is indeed in tatters. A source, close to Sally Bercow, has confided in the national press the fact that she’s at her wit’s end with her husband endlessly making a fool of himself in front of other wannabe celebrities within the famous ‘house’.
The source further explained ” it is nothing but a disgusting freak show. These ridiculous, self-inflated, vacuous individuals just sit around insulting each other, whilst performing idiotic tasks such as seeing who can clain the most preposterous things on expenses. The whole spectacle is degrading and is made even worse with Speaker Bercow jumping up and down in an attempt to draw attention to himself.”
Sally did however stress that the concerns over her marraige would not derail her burgeoning career as a shameless self-publicist!
